{"id":63,"date":"2016-10-19T15:48:34","date_gmt":"2016-10-19T14:48:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?p=63"},"modified":"2019-11-29T09:10:32","modified_gmt":"2019-11-29T09:10:32","slug":"new-release-the-rude-woman-of-cerne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?p=63","title":{"rendered":"New Release: &#8216;The Rude Woman of Cerne&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/myBook.to\/rudewomanofcerne\"><img data-attachment-id=\"882\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?attachment_id=882\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/The-Rude-Woman-of-Cerne-by-H.E.-Bulstrode-24-Oct-2019.jpg?fit=1600%2C2560\" data-orig-size=\"1600,2560\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;H.E. Bulstrode&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;H.E. Bulstrode&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"The Rude Woman of Cerne by H.E. Bulstrode 24 Oct 2019\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;The Rude Woman of Cerne by H.E. Bulstrode&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/The-Rude-Woman-of-Cerne-by-H.E.-Bulstrode-24-Oct-2019.jpg?fit=188%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/The-Rude-Woman-of-Cerne-by-H.E.-Bulstrode-24-Oct-2019.jpg?fit=600%2C960\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-882 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/The-Rude-Woman-of-Cerne-by-H.E.-Bulstrode-24-Oct-2019.jpg?resize=600%2C960\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/The-Rude-Woman-of-Cerne-by-H.E.-Bulstrode-24-Oct-2019.jpg?resize=640%2C1024 640w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/The-Rude-Woman-of-Cerne-by-H.E.-Bulstrode-24-Oct-2019.jpg?resize=188%2C300 188w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/The-Rude-Woman-of-Cerne-by-H.E.-Bulstrode-24-Oct-2019.jpg?resize=768%2C1229 768w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/The-Rude-Woman-of-Cerne-by-H.E.-Bulstrode-24-Oct-2019.jpg?resize=1240%2C1984 1240w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/The-Rude-Woman-of-Cerne-by-H.E.-Bulstrode-24-Oct-2019.jpg?resize=508%2C813 508w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/The-Rude-Woman-of-Cerne-by-H.E.-Bulstrode-24-Oct-2019.jpg?w=1600 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>At last, <em><a href=\"http:\/\/myBook.to\/rudewomanofcerne\">The Rude Woman of Cerne <\/a><\/em>is live on Amazon and free to read for Kindle Unlimited subscribers. The blurb for this satirical novella with a supernatural thread finds itself very much in keeping with the season, although readers may be relieved to learn that it does not contain anything as tedious as people dressed in clown masks or other such Halloween tat imported from the US of A. This is a distinctly English tale, albeit one still accessible to those possessed of an English sensibility who might find themselves living in Canada, Australia, New Zealand, France, or even . . . the US? The blurb follows below:<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Rude Woman of Cerne<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The road to hell may be paved with good intentions, but Beatrice Clemens is determined to make this adage more &#8216;relevant&#8217; to today&#8217;s society by blithely driving an eight-lane superhighway straight through the heart of rural England. Dubbed the &#8216;Conscience of Dorset&#8217; by a newly launched progressive broadsheet, one could be forgiven for forgetting that this doughty campaigner for social justice in its multifarious forms is actually a B&amp;B hostess (although she would much prefer the non-gender specific term &#8216;host&#8217;). Alas for her guests, her values and preoccupations are never far from her lips, and her inclusive zeal is something in which she enjoins all to share, even if they are only trying to order a full English breakfast, and enjoy a country break far from the clamour of the madding crowd.<\/p>\n<p>Just as Beatrice stands upon the brink of receiving the acclamation that she believes her work with &#8216;Diversity from the City&#8217; deserves, something, or someone, is glimpsed amidst the hedgerows and within the banks of the Trendle; shadowy, furtive &#8211; the embodiment of old Dorset? Whoever it may be, he does not, it would seem, share her enthusiasms.<\/p>\n<p>You can preview and purchase <em>The Rude Woman of Cerne\u00a0<\/em>at Amazon by clicking on the image above, <a href=\"http:\/\/myBook.to\/rudewomanofcerne\">or here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-63\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?p=63&amp;share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-63\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?p=63&amp;share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-reddit\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-reddit sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?p=63&amp;share=reddit\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Reddit\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?p=63&amp;share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-63\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?p=63&amp;share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-print\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-print sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?p=63\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to print\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to print (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At last, The Rude Woman of Cerne is live on Amazon and free to read for Kindle Unlimited subscribers. 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Singularly commanding, and seemingly holding his club in ireful threat over the tranquil Dorset village of Cerne Abbas, he has stood upon the hillside since time immemorial. 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