{"id":700,"date":"2018-11-20T14:55:30","date_gmt":"2018-11-20T14:55:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?page_id=700"},"modified":"2020-02-12T14:28:49","modified_gmt":"2020-02-12T14:28:49","slug":"old-crotchets-return-a-ghost-story","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?page_id=700","title":{"rendered":"Old Crotchet&#8217;s Return: A Ghost Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mybook.to\/OldCrotchetsReturn\"><img data-attachment-id=\"973\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?attachment_id=973\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Old-Crotchets-Return.jpg?fit=1600%2C2560\" data-orig-size=\"1600,2560\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;H.E. 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Bulstrode&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Old Crotchet&#8217;s Return\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Old-Crotchets-Return.jpg?fit=188%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Old-Crotchets-Return.jpg?fit=600%2C960\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-973\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Old-Crotchets-Return.jpg?resize=600%2C960\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Old-Crotchets-Return.jpg?resize=640%2C1024 640w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Old-Crotchets-Return.jpg?resize=188%2C300 188w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Old-Crotchets-Return.jpg?resize=768%2C1229 768w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Old-Crotchets-Return.jpg?resize=960%2C1536 960w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Old-Crotchets-Return.jpg?resize=1280%2C2048 1280w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Old-Crotchets-Return.jpg?resize=1240%2C1984 1240w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Old-Crotchets-Return.jpg?resize=508%2C813 508w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Old-Crotchets-Return.jpg?w=1600 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"margin: 0px; line-height: 107%; font-family: 'Book Antiqua',serif; font-size: 12pt;\"><b><a href=\"http:\/\/mybook.to\/OldCrotchetsReturn\"><em>Old Crotchet&#8217;s Return<\/em><\/a>: a high-spirited romp of a ghost story set in 1920s England.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"margin: 0px; line-height: 107%; font-family: 'Book Antiqua',serif; font-size: 12pt;\">George Simpkins is in a state, and it\u2019s not just because of the gin. His wife remains missing, his son a curious and callous enigma, and, most worryingly of all, his spouse\u2019s erstwhile schoolmate, the witheringly waspish Cynthia, has plans afoot for his future. An invitation to a festive break in the country brings London society into collision with half-cracked Somerset locals steeped in cider and superstition, as well as a far from festively inclined spirit. Welcome to the world of Hinton St Cuthbert, the parish with a past that refuses to remain at rest.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>A follow-up story to <a href=\"http:\/\/myBook.to\/Oldcrotchet\"><i>Old Crotchet<\/i><\/a> that opened the <i>West Country Tales<\/i> series, this dark-humoured ghost story will possess an appeal for fans of <i>Blithe Spirit<\/i>, and traditional British supernatural fiction in the vein of E.F. Benson. <a href=\"http:\/\/mybook.to\/OldCrotchetsReturn\"><em>Old Crotchet&#8217;s Return<\/em><\/a> is available from Amazon in both paperback and Kindle e-book, and may be previewed and purchased by <a href=\"http:\/\/mybook.to\/OldCrotchetsReturn\">clicking here<\/a> or on the image above.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Review<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u2018Great characters and a totally creepy story. Loved this book. When I first started reading I had to turn back and check the copyright date &#8211; it is very well written in the style of the 1920s. It creeped me out something awful and I would NOT want to have to sit next to the Lady of Cartagena at the dinner table!\u2019 <em>Bellamy Station, Amazon US<\/em>.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-700\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?page_id=700&amp;share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-700\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?page_id=700&amp;share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-reddit\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-reddit sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?page_id=700&amp;share=reddit\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Reddit\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?page_id=700&amp;share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-700\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?page_id=700&amp;share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-print\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-print sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?page_id=700\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to print\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to print (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Old Crotchet&#8217;s Return: a high-spirited romp of a ghost story set in 1920s England. George Simpkins is in a state, and it\u2019s not just because of the gin. His wife remains missing, his son a curious and callous enigma, and, most worryingly of all, his spouse\u2019s erstwhile schoolmate, the witheringly waspish Cynthia, has plans afoot [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-700\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?page_id=700&amp;share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-700\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?page_id=700&amp;share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-reddit\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-reddit sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?page_id=700&amp;share=reddit\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Reddit\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?page_id=700&amp;share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-700\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?page_id=700&amp;share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-print\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-print sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?page_id=700\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to print\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to print (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"spay_email":""},"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P8Aam2-bi","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":996,"url":"http:\/\/www.hebulstrode.co.uk\/?page_id=996","url_meta":{"origin":700,"position":0},"title":"A Ghost Story Omnibus: Collected Ghost Stories 2016-2018","date":"23rd May 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"A Ghost Story Omnibus: Collected Ghost Stories 2016-2018 brings together seven of H.E. 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